This website has officially been OWNED and HACKED by the ONE and ONLY Kris Kringle.
But it’s all just for fun
Not to worry. I haven’t stolen any of your really good stuff.
If you want to figure out how to get to gifts
I would suggest talking to Nico Goodfellow.
At Gmail. Dot com.
Do I need a password or something?
Yeah. It’s one you already know.
Why? Fi! Fo! Fum!