This website has officially been OWNED and HACKED by the ONE and ONLY Kris Kringle.

But it’s all just for fun

Not to worry. I haven’t stolen any of your really good stuff.

If you want to figure out how to get to gifts

I would suggest talking to Nico Goodfellow.

At Gmail. Dot com.

Do I need a password or something?

Yeah. It’s one you already know.

Why? Fi! Fo! Fum!